"This is where I like to spout random stuff that most people don’t really care about anyway. I already know that what I say doesn’t matter to the mass population. I still write my daily musings for one reason, and one reason alone: The lone soul who visits my page and gets every single one of my jokes. This person is mysterious and indescribable. He has a sense of humor that most people question whether he is a serial murderer or just retarded. He is neither! He is actually an undiscovered genius! If your IP shows up in my logs frequently, as if you are enjoying what I post here, I will make sure to forward an application to MENSA to you. Good luck!"
Written by Aaron Ganschow